Dog Cookies

• Addie: Mommy if I eat dog cookies what happens?

• Me: You turn into a dog.

• Addie: I wish I were a dog.

• Me: We have two dogs already and that is all we are allowed I would have to get rid of you.

• Addie: I guess I will stay mortal.

• Me: (giggling) good plan.

• Addie: If I did become a dog, would I be a dog with earrings?

• Me: Addie honey, go play.